Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They
sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would
have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the
world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate
the world.
Osama found the biggest meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs
in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian
wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from
each litter, removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk.
After five years they came up with the biggest meanest dog the
world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were five inches thick and
nobody could get near it.
When the day came for the dog fight, Bush and a Cajun dog handler
showed up with a strange looking animal. It was a nine foot long
Dachshund.
Everyone felt sorry for Bush because they knew there was no way
that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the Afghanistani dog.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of its cage
and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog snarled and
leaped out of it's cage and charged the American Dachshund.
But, when it got close enough to bite the Dachshund's neck, the
Dachshund opened it's mouth and consumed the Osama's dog in one bite.
There was nothing left at all of his dog.
Osama came up to Bush shaking his head in disbelief. "We don't
understand how this could have happened. We had our best people
working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler
female dogs in the world and the biggest meanest Siberian wolves."
"Da's nothin", said Boudreaux, the Cajun handler with Bush. "We
'had our bess plasic surgins workin' fo' five year for to make dat
alligator look like a weenie dog."