Ultimate Scientology Video Finally Reveals The Secret To Unlocking Your...

by Dogpatch 5 Replies latest jw friends

  • Dogpatch
    Dogpatch

    Always quick to act, the Church of Scientology has officially revamped their Youtube channel, mere months after the Internet collectively made wet fart noises at them.

    Their tiny number of subscribers, huge number of channel views, and disabling of comments and ratings kind of gives you an idea of where the CoS’s net cred stands these days. I guess they aren’t equipped to handle the kind of soul-crushing and surgically-precise criticisms the Cracked Bloggers must grapple with every day (ie, “gayyyyyyyy”).

    In any case, I for one will be scrupulously poring over all the videos they post, as I’m still intensely fascinated by the giant sideshow they call a religion. So far, the most interesting one I’ve come across (okay, redubbed) is the below vid outlining the basic precepts of the faith, and the magic powers generated therefrom.

    Now at least if I fail in Hollywood, I can always blame it on ticking off the Scientologists.

  • Dogpatch
    Dogpatch

    Their tiny number of subscribers, huge number of channel views, and disabling of comments and ratings kind of gives you an idea of where the CoS’s net cred stands these days. I guess they aren’t equipped to handle the kind of soul-crushing and surgically-precise criticisms the Cracked Bloggers must grapple with every day

    no criticism = no growth, no life, stonewalling, death

    like a blind man with $100 bills in an alley in East New York...

    dogz

  • Peppermint
    Peppermint

    And to think this all stated with an article in Astounding-Science-Fiction magazine in 1950. Its amazing how stuff escalates to the point it becomes ridiculousness.

  • VoidEater
    VoidEater

    A Piece of Blue Sky - a fairly well written expose, available here:

    http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Library/Shelf/atack/

    A little scary: the incestuous nature of Scientology, Mind Dynamics, EST and it's descendents along with its brethren LGATs...

  • TopHat
    TopHat

    I am curious about that religion, so I watched their videos a few days ago...I couldn't find anything wrong with what they were promoting. Are they a control group like the JWs?

  • VoidEater
    VoidEater

    Tophat: See A Piece of Blue Sky. It describes a Krazy Kult with explicit rules to harass (not merely shun) former members and enemies, and a dirty tricks committee convicted of felonies against the Feds. Shows the quirks of the GB rolled into one man with dictatorial power even the Pope must envy.

    Certainly some of their "self improvement" (Auditing) techniques have had positive effects for some (just as peeing yourself in front of a crowd in EST must have an element of liberation that changes you), but the cosmology of Scientology seems like something out of 1950's pulp fiction (which L. Ron was a writer of).

    Sorry if I offend any Scientologists out there...

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