Best Buy Computer Hostage Crisis Continues
Macon, Ga--The Talibestbuy continues to hold at least one personal computer hostage as negotiations again failed today. Talibestbuy officials originally said that the hostage would be released yesterday however as of today, the computer is still being held hostage in an undisclosed location. While the next shipment arrives at their Macon facility, there is no indication at this point whether or not the hostage will be on that truck. Opposition forces within the facility have been working towards resolving the crisis and their initial goal was yesterday or possibly Monday, but experts warn that the situation could last weeks or even months.
Opposition forces are greatly outnumbered even in Macon, and face a hardliner regime dedicated to a fundamentalist salesmanship doctrine that pushes extended warranties and slow service and severely punishes fast customer service.
The customer is working hard to resolve the situation diplomatically. Contacted today at his home, he said that while he is presently using the telephone harsher measures could not be ruled out; including causing a scene at the facility on the upcoming day-after-Thanksgiving. The day-after-Thanksgiving is a traditional holy day for merchants such as the Talibestbuy, and public confrontations at their facilities can be very devastating on that day with so many customers to witness them. Talibestbuy officials had no comment regarding the threat of a strike on that day. Experts warn that with extremists such as the Talibestbuy, the results are very hard to predict but that law enforcement may become involved.
Mr. Ganas would not comment on specifics of his plans for Friday if the hostage is not released, but he did say "it could get ugly" and that he himself would use law enforcement officers as a last resort.
Experts also warn that there may not be just one computer held hostage, but that with such a vast corporation as the Talibestbuy there may be thousands.
Hostage Crisis -- Day 6
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