My Boss's Wife's cooking sucks.

by Nosferatu 7 Replies latest jw friends

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    We had a free lunch today at work. From past experience, I knew I should've brought my own lunch. This time, it was worse than usual. I hate coleslaw, so I passed on that. The beans tasted like puke - LITERALLY. The pulled pork was flavorless, other than ripping your tongue off from it being too spicy.

    NEVER AGAIN.

  • cognac
    cognac

    lol - I hate when things like that happen...

  • JeffT
    JeffT

    If you haven't ever seen it, watch a movie called "The Bosses Wife." Depending on what your bosses wife looks like the mental images it gives you may lead to more heartburn, But it is a funny movie.

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    Hooray, I get to taste it more than once. You know when you throw up just to the back of your throat? Yeah.

    What a way to show your appreciation - feed your employees re-gurgitated beans instead of the re-fried kind.

    I feel ill. Maybe if I work real hard to injure myself, I can go to the hospital and have my stomach pumped.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    That's the time to order in pizza @ wherever you were;)

    S

  • Tired of the Hypocrisy
    Tired of the Hypocrisy

    Have you told her what you feel about her food? It is a touchy subject, but if she thinks you like it she will never make any changes to the way she prepares it.

    Pulled Pork??? That sounds like a handjob to me...What is it?

  • nelly136
    nelly136

    a friend of mine utterly detests butter beans, after his landlady served them up he stuffed his portion in his pocket while she wasnt looking so as not to hurt her feelings.

    from that day on she served butterbeans with every meal, her reasoning....

    you must really love those ....you always clear your plate
  • wha happened?
    wha happened?

    OMG I have so been there. Having to hide the food because it is so repulsive

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