So Sunday is coming up, and I plan on starting a conversation about how gratifyiong it will be to Jehovah that man has permitted gay couples to marry and thus they will no longer have to commit porneia.
They will thus be able to fully and righteously take their place in the Christian Congregation of Jehavah's Witnesses rather than have to lead a double life.
Because we all know that Jehovah fully approves of two believers who unite in matrimony correct?
Certainly the Bible goes on at length about husbands and wives and the marital bond between them, but I havn't been able to find where "wife" is defined as a woman.
It's all about the Bible right and we are not just bigots? So if the Bible says "Marry" then when can a legally married gay couple take over the WT study?
Certainly there are OT admonishments about "men lying with men" but it also forbids unmarried M/F sex; these are legally married people we are discussing, not some one-night stand.
Any help on how I can make some jaws drop with "logic" flawed or otherwise? Hell make like the WT and snip a three word quote out of a Scripture for me! They go for that crap all day long!
"It is better to marry than to be inflamed with passion" 1Co. 7:8 Gays!
by MinisterAmos 9 Replies latest jw friends
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MinisterAmos
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MinisterAmos
Marriage pleases Jehovah
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Gays will be married
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Gay marriage pleases Jehovah.
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Junction-Guy
Have at it, I'm sure you can have some fun with this topic.
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oompa
U R Dreamin!... you will reach more if you take over the speaker stand with a sawed off shot gun...better yet the mic controls and use a cordless mic....oompa
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Hortensia
go for it and be sure to share the story with us!!! I wish I could be there to hear you say it.
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sspo
Let us know when two brothers will take you in the backroom just " out of love and concern for you" to investigate what's on your mind.
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str8?so is spaghetti..until you heat it up
Ha ha
It never works to argue any sort of logic with JWs.
So I would say it will probably fall flat. But I like the idea!
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WTWizard
To me, that would make it even worse than it already is. Gay marriage within the witless congregations plus a body of hounders that will not tolerate me being with the opposite sex is the recipe for total disaster. For then, the hounders would easily be able to set certain men aside and force them to marry each other.
If we are going to have gay marriage, then there needs to be a rule prohibiting the use of initiatory force. Otherwise, I envision finding myself forcibly married to some other man--or boy--and having no recourse. With that rule, I see no problem (people that want to be straight should be able to be straight). However, there is no way I am going to any organization that has shown itself willing to force me into any gay union of any kind.
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str8?so is spaghetti..until you heat it up
Good point WTWizard...my problems with the Dubs has less to do with their rejection of gays as a whole, and more to do with the fact its simply a crazy ass religion. But I like the inflammatory nature of the argument! (i shouldn't, but I do)