THE INCOMPETENT MAP MAKER and idiot TRAVELLER

by Terry 9 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Terry
    Terry

    THE WORLD'S MOST ACCURATE MAP MAKER advertises:

    "Ours are the best and most accurate maps in the entire world!

    Why?

    We have the only satellite camera that can precisely measure every road and highway on the planet! Our maps are exact, logical and superior to all other maps by any other methods.

    These maps are advertised to save you time in your travels, save you money on energy costs, provide peerless accuracy in planning your trip and prevent having to double back to stop and ask directions.

    In short, the distance from Point A to Point B is flawlessly plotted as to mileage, access roads, conveniences along the way, hotels, motels and road work. The Eye in the Sky makes every newly published edition up to the moment in matching on-the-ground changes.

    But Wait!

    Calls and complaints occur reporting wrong directions, roads that don't exist, dead ends and confusing contradictions between the real highways and the map illustrations.

    Company spokesman reassure you it is just a glitch and the satellite in the sky will provide future information without error.

    People are upset. They get lost. They waste valuable time. Families end up in dangerous neighborhoods. Business men miss vital meetings. Budgets are busted because of cost over runs. In short: DISASTER!

    The accuracy of the map and the source of the data don't match the actual situations on the ground where the rubber-meets-the-road!

    More excuses are offered. People don't use their maps correctly! People expect too much when human error is always a factor. The NEWER maps will be much better than the older ones. Be patient......be patient.....

    Should the manufacturer do any of the following?

    1.Issue press releases blaming the customers for not being more self-reliant by performing extra due dilligence?

    2.Defend the map errors by pointing out roads are always being built and changed by the the Department of Transportation?

    3.Excuse the losses by pointing out all the correct features of the map and how the apparent discrepencies are a very small per centage of the map as a whole?

    4.Point out that the digital satellite camera can be affected by weather, sunspots and occasional human error?

    Or,

    1.Apologize. Explain the source of the errors. Promise to be extra responsible in the future.

    2.Offer free corrected maps to inconvenienced travellers.

    3.Perform internal quality control inspections to insure better quality control.

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    When is an ERROR just an error?

    When is a MISTAKE just a mistake?

    When does an error or mistake become INCOMPETENCE?

    Or, worse still---when does incompetence become MALFEASANCE?

    Customers who place confidence in a product in good faith have the right to expect honest intent on the part of the manufacturer.

    The marketplace competition provides alternatives when a product is inferior or management proves irresponsible.

    HOWEVER....

    What if you were convinced the map maker was the ONLY manufacturer who could be trusted? After all--a satellite camera can SEE what others cannot see. It is an unimpeachable source.

    How many errors would it take to change your mind? How many times could management blame YOU for being lost, confused or misdirected?

    You can see where this is going a mile off, can't you?

    THE WATCHTOWER BIBLE AND TRACT SOCIETY claims to have an unimpeachable "eye in the sky" that gives them accurate information that enables you to plan a head and save yourself troublesome disaster as you travel from Point A (this wicked system) to Point B (paradise on Earth after Armageddon)

    How many confusing directions, mismatched descriptions, wrong illustrations, and wasted plans does it take before the Traveller is an IDIOT for continuing to do business with such a Map maker?

  • Gregor
    Gregor

    ...and in one instance you have actually directed people to drive over a cliff and fall to their death? That one you have to be super careful about bluntly conceding any error. Better to try and finesse and finagle.

  • trevor
    trevor

    The reason a map of real terrain can be accurate or erroneous is because it claims to represent reality. Maps of make believe land are much easier to pass of as accurate because the map is the journey.

    Organizations like The Watchtower Society tell its members to put living on hold until the new world. Deny themselves all pleasure and freedom of expression, avoid The World.

    Instead hide away in Kingdom Halls and read the maps, books with writing, descriptions and pictures of the journey and the destination. They tell of people who have successfully made the journey with their help and those who got lost because they didn’t buy one of their maps.

    Reading and distributing their maps have taken the place of travel and become the journey. If you are a JW, to end your journey just stop reading the maps. You were never really going anywhere anyway.

  • Terry
    Terry

    Here is what every man, woman, child, apostate or interested person should ask the FDS over and over again:

    ARE WE THERE YET?

    The Organization has been on the road 97 years and they aren't THERE yet!!

    Who is driving the car? Is it really Jesus---or is it some incompetent nincompoops with their collective heads stuck so far up their feckless asses they can't even see what highway they are on??

    Everytime somebody asks: "How much longer until we get there?" The reassurance comes: "SOON, VERY SOON."

    But, suspiciously, the car doubles back every once and awhile........hmmmmmmm.....

    1975 was the last roadside rest stop!

    How long are our weary travellers expected to hold their water and live off rancid Slim Jims and melted Slurpies pretending it is "food at the proper time?"

  • booby
    booby

    great effort and start to this thread

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Very good. It could be used when they bring up about the watchmaker.

    S

  • journey-on
    journey-on
    How long are our weary travellers expected to hold their water and live off rancid Slim Jims and melted Slurpies pretending it is "food at the proper time?"

    Terry, you DO have a way with words. This made me roflmao.

    I have a new name for you: The Wordmeister.

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    I have found the washtowel "map" to be quite off. The road to having fulfilling sex was, instead, the road to everlasting celibacy and stagnation. The road to life itself is going in endless circles. The road to having decent friends was full of more stagnation and dead ends. And I was told to rely solely on those maps, even though they are blatantly inaccurate.

    Sure sounds like a blatant scam to me.

  • trevor
    trevor

    Where is Terry?

    Perhaps he refused to use a map and got lost

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Sometimes, his logic circuits overheat and he has to take a break to cool em down. Don't worry, he'll be back.

    S

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