All Ye Sinners!: Repent the return is near

by Bring_the_Light 8 Replies latest jw experiences

  • Bring_the_Light
    Bring_the_Light

    The prophesy of the second coming is about to be fulfilled.

    I (Bring_the_Light) shall return to Europe July 19 - August 10.

    As fulfillment of the prophesy I shall come "as a thief in the night" meaning I intend to extract free food, lodging and entertainment out of any sinners who want an audience with me.

    If you live anywhere in Europe, PM me your address/contact info/email address and I'll see if you fit into Gods unholy plan for me.

  • Lady Zombie
    Lady Zombie

    Hahahaha

    do you have scriptural evidence to back that up? how did you arrive at your dates?

  • hamilcarr
    hamilcarr

    Visibly this time?

  • momzcrazy
    momzcrazy

    What miracles do you plan on performing to convince them of your validity?

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    well, finally, a light-bringer whose message is unequivocally clear. It's about time.

  • sspo
    sspo

    Can you make it a little earlier?

  • Bring_the_Light
    Bring_the_Light

    Nope, both Biblical prophesy non-refundable plane tickets require the timing of my arrival. :oP

    Any Euro-types just PM me your contact info or city and I'll see if I can fit you in for salvation. My trip is pretty much just to wander around so no matter how leetle and uninteresting your leetle country may be, give it a whirl.

    Bring_the_Light

  • Bring_the_Light
    Bring_the_Light

    Ha! Just noticed, sorry dude, I won't be coming to Iran until Uncle Sam sends me :oP

    If by some horrid twist of fate McCain gets elected, I'll solicit meet-ups in an Iran-specific thread, wee! :oP

  • Bring_the_Light
    Bring_the_Light

    Ha! Just noticed, sorry dude, I won't be coming to Iran until Uncle Sam sends me :oP

    If by some horrid twist of fate McCain gets elected, I'll solicit meet-ups in an Iran-specific thread, wee! :oP

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