Fractions Are Fun (Reform!)

by metatron 2 Replies latest jw friends

  • metatron
    metatron

    Ya' know this allowance of blood fractions could really be great
    for the organization - all they have to do is apply the same
    underlying principle to all other features of Witness belief
    and practice.

    Holidays: For Thankgiving you serve roast chicken - but with
    turkey gravy.

    Flag Salute: You only sing part of the national anthem.

    Meeting Attendance: You only show up for the beginning and end.

    Disfellowshipped contact: You only communicate via e-mail.

    Judicial Committees: Did the accused fondle only one breast?
    Did he smoke but not inhale?
    Did he 'put it in all the way'?

    Maybe this fractions thing is already at work in the organization
    and we just don't know it! Maybe the Society practised fornication
    with the Wild Beast/ UN but only to get a library card.

    Wait a minute....
    fornication is too complete a word...

    In regard to UN whoredom, maybe the Governing Body didn't 'put it
    in all the way' either! (fractional!)

    metatron (maybe they're just half-wits?)

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    Another thing:
    When ever something is a coincience matter, they advise not to stumble others, in other words, keep it out of sight.
    Never could get my head around this; God sees everything, God happy, me happy, if someone else is bothered by it they can get stuffed.

  • Mum
    Mum

    All are great (satiric) ideas! However, they won't go for the one about communicating by e-mail with disfellowshipees. You did see the letter at Kent's site about not putting anything in writing, n'est-ce pas?

    Putting unfounded or spurious accusations in writing, thereby causing hardship, pain and suffering, can lead to legal action because some weirdos who don't buy into the Watchtower Weltanschauung believe they have "rights!" Those @#%*& democracies have ruined the world for Watchtowerism.

    Seize the day, and put the least possible trust in tomorrow. - Horace

    I have learned to live each day as it comes and not to borrow trouble by dreading tomorrow. - Dorothy Dix

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