Great Experience

by ldrnomo 8 Replies latest jw experiences

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  ldrnomo

  My wife and I went away for the weekend and we stopped in a small town for lunch. We sat down and just behind us in a booth were two Jdumbs a man about 65 and a woman 75. As I sat down the first words I heard him say to the woman were "I used to auxillary pioneer there" that's when we tuned into their conversation.

  The next thing I heard the woman say was "The only thng I think about when I come into this restaurant is that all these people are going to die". I couldn't resist, I turned around and said "do you know somthing I don't know is the food that bad here?" I turned back around and she tapped me on the shoulder and said "maybe I know more about the Bible than you do" I said "You might and then again you might not" she agreed and then I said, "that's quite an assumption to make" I then turned around and we waited for our meal.

  I heard the man say to her, "You were probably speaking to loud" don't know what she said at that point but it just figures that these wittlesses are about as judgemental as any human could ever be

  No suprises there

  This just happened today.

  LD
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  loosie

  That's hilarious!!!!!!!!!
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  The Oracle

  Classic.

  The weird thing is - I used to think the same thing whenever I went in to a crowded area, especially places like malls and Disney World.

  It just didn't seem plausible to me that God could be that heartless and egotistical to the point where he would slaughter all these people around me, and to top it all off he would make sure that each of them knew it was "Jehovah" who was doing the killin' before they breathed their last breath.

  ah, the thin edge of the wedge of reason... tap tap tap.... if you are lurking, are you thinking?????? .....

  The Oracle
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  Hortensia

  you handled that beautifully - I love it when someone calls idiots on their idiotic behavior. How arrogant to look around the room and assure yourself that everyone is going to die but yourself. I am so proud of you for speaking up.
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  shamus100

  Now that is truly typical dub thinking. They hang themselves with they're own words.
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  Gopher

  The next thing I heard the woman say was "The only thng I think about when I come into this restaurant is that all these people are going to die". I couldn't resist, I turned around and said "do you know somthing I don't know is the food that bad here?"

  What you said was one of the funniest things I've ever read! Especially after such a morbid, rude comment from the dub.
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  nameless_one

  How sick and sad that every time that lady walks into a public place, her first and only thought is "everyone here will be slaughtered very very soon!" Even sicker and sadder that she was smugly patting herself on the back about it. UGH! Your response was hilarious, no surprise that she didn't get the point LOL but I really hope other diners there overheard this absurd exchange.
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  Thechickennest

  Small town dubs are the worst....I know, I used to be one!

  Once upon a time we took a very outspoken, old spinster sister to the memorial with us. It was about a 25 mile drive to the Hall. We also took one of our bible studies with. So this sister got into an argument on the way back with the bible study....finally the sister yelled...."you better get it figured before the almighty god Jehovah comes to destroy all those that oppose him'! We never forgot that night. It was so funny.
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  RavenManiac

  That's awesome.