You rip every pair of latex gloves you try putting on.
Your wife screams CUT YOUR FINGERNAILS!!!!!! during foreplay.
Any other times you've come across?
brzfst
It's time to cut your fingernails when........
by bronzefist 7 Replies latest jw friends
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John Doe
I don't have this problem. I use my pocket knife on toenails and fingernails almost daily, whether I need to or not. ;-)
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BFD
What kind of foreplay involves latex gloves?
Nevermind, don't answer that.
BFD
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amicus
Hmm, I trim my nails when they interfere with guitar cording, keyboard typing and any of a number of tasks around the house.
If a woman ever were to ever scream to me
CUT YOUR FINGERNAILS!!!!!! during foreplay.
I think I would withdraw to some secluded cave somewhere and ponder why I never really grasped the importance of personal grooming in todays world.
I know you think this is funny, but it's really not so funny. Your wife isn't an object. Sex should be fun for both partners or...what's the point?
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ohiocowboy
I think this lady is long overdue...
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beksbks
OUCH!!!!
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ninja
you have to get your guinea pigs to lick your bum clean as all your toilet paper is shredded to bits
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WTWizard
While doing your regular work, they split or otherwise become damaged.