She is 86 he is 87.... He is deaf. They were on holiday ...He mentioned he must find a bathroom
She said" O.K. I will look in the stores as we need to find a souvenir"
She stopped at a window with ships in bottles.He came up beside her and said "" I cant find one"
Not listening to him she said "What about a ship in a bottle?"
He replied " I guess I could try"
TRUE STORY!!!!