...is a big blur. He was obviously drunk for those 30 years.
The First 30 Years of Jesus' Life...
by Nosferatu 8 Replies latest jw friends
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parakeet
"...is a big blur. He was obviously drunk for those 30 years."
Hey! Go easy on the guy. He had to practice so he'd be ready for the legendary water-into-wine miracle. -
feenx
Just think of all the cool stuff he did behind closed doors...I bet that miracle power came in handy ;)
feenx Indigo Insight -
Nosferatu
Thank god you don't need a miracle to part the Red Sea. You just need lube :D
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Fadeout
He was a slow study. Nowadays you're expected to get baptized at 13.
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marmot
I always wondered if Jesus choked the chicken as a teenager and then swore it off ofter being baptized or if he was so perfect he could control his roving hands 24/7 all through puberty.
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Some of the Gospels that did NOT make the final vote in the third century (Counsel of Nicea) include many tales of the young Uber-Man impresing his friends with tricks like bringing small animals back to life and turning clay animals into real animals.
You know, kind of like magic.
Of course, no wonder those CRAZY things were not kept in the final version of the bible. We only kept the imprtant, non-crazy stuff. Like bringing humans back to life and turning water into wine and multiplying fishes and loaves. you know, the non-magical stuff.
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FreudianSlip
OMG! The blasphemy!
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ldrnomo
OK, I've got the book if you really want to find out what Jesus did for the first 30 years besides build furniture.
It's called, "Lamb" or "The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal"
By Christopher Moore