This made me laugh:Tyson Homosexual wins Track Event

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  • CaptainSchmideo
    CaptainSchmideo

    http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/07/01/note-to-the-religious-right-auto-replace-is-not-your-friend/

    Note to the religious right: auto-replace is not your friend By: Steve Benen on Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 at 12:01 PM - PDT

    Auto-correct can be a very helpful feature of any word-processing program. But when conservatives use it, they run the risk of embarrassing themselves.

    The American Family Association’s OneNewsNow website, for example, takes its AP articles and replaces the word “gay” with the word “homosexual.” I’m not entirely sure why, but it seems to make the AFA happy. The group is, after all, pretty far out there.

    The problem, of course, is that “gay” does not always mean what the AFA wants it to mean. My friend Kyle reported this morning that sprinter Tyson Gay won the 100 meters at the U.S. Olympic track and field trials over the weekend. The AFA ran the story, but only after the auto-correct had “fixed” the article.

    That means — you guessed it — the track star was renamed “Tyson Homosexual.” The headline on the piece read, “Homosexual eases into 100 final at Olympic trials.” Readers learned:

    Tyson Homosexual easily won his semifinal for the 100 meters at the U.S. Olympic track and field trials and seemed to save something for the final later Sunday.

    His wind-aided 9.85 seconds was a fairly cut-and-dry performance compared to what happened a day earlier. On Saturday, Homosexual misjudged the finish in his opening heat and had to scramble to finish fourth, then in his quarterfinal a couple of hours later, ran 9.77 to break the American record that had stood since 1999. […]

    Homosexual didn’t get off to a particularly strong start in the first semifinal, but by the halfway mark he had established a comfortable lead. He slowed somewhat over the final 10 meters-nothing like the way-too-soon complete shutdown that almost cost him Saturday. Asked how he felt, Homosexual said: “A little fatigued.”

    Now, the AFA has since changed the article back to the way it was originally written by the AP reporter, but don’t worry, Kyle got the screen-grab before the AFA edited the piece back.

  • tartarus
    tartarus

    Thanks for comic relief, lol.

  • horrible life
    horrible life

    You made me smile, before I go to bed. Surely somebody will take the fall for not proof-reading. Computer or not.

    Something just as traumatic happened to me last night, and I have been battling it all day, and it still isn't fixed. The guy probably feels sick, as I do, that this has happened, and he did nothing to deserve this.

    I smiled, because more people have heard about him. Mine is just small town gossip. It could be worse. But it still hurts.

  • horrible life
    horrible life

    bttt, because I want to copy it.

  • nameless_one
    nameless_one

    LOL that is hilarious

    (Also, I am now curious about horrible life's story )

  • horrible life
    horrible life
    This made me laugh:Tyson Homosexual wins Track Event by CaptainSchmideo on 01-Jul-08 22:21 Re: This made me laugh:Tyson Homosexual wins Track Event by tartarus on 01-Jul-08 22:27 Re: This made me laugh:Tyson Homosexual wins Track Event by horrible life on 01-Jul-08 22:36 Re: Re: This made me laugh:Tyson Homosexual wins Track Event by horrible life on 05-Jul-08 23:59

    Hey nameless one! My story is sorted and long. or, I was in a very bad mood, when I first started posting! Actually, I tried 2 or 3 names that were already taken, I haven't seen them post yet! I think they were one-post-wonders. LOL

    I needed a copy like the above, and didn't want the advertisement in it. I need to prove where I was, on July 01,2008. I don't know exactly what time though. So I have to cover-my butt for the entire day. So this puts me at 10:37 CST, in front of the computer. I should have posted more that night. But, by the looks of my computer history, I spent alot of time in hotmail, I remember deleting alot of stuff lately, that may have been the day.

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