Mafia Don

by Hope4Others 7 Replies latest social humour

• 

  Hope4Others

  An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls for his grandson to approach the bed; 'Lissin a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated

  38-caliber revolver so you will always remember me.'

  The grandson smiles weakly and replies; 'But grandpa, I really doana lika guns. Howzabout you leava me you ROLEX watch instead?'

  Gasping for air the old man answers with a snarl in his voice; 'Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a

  beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybea a couple of bambinos.'

  After a slight pause to catch his breath he continues; 'Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man.

  Whadda you gonna do then .... pointa to your watch and say 'Times up'?'

  hope4others
• 

  Robdar

  Cute!
• 

  DJK

  I love it.
• 

  oompa

  hahaha...just luv it......and my wife got preggo by another man....lol...puke......really.....puke......oompa
• 

  Salvation

  An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls for his grandson to approach the bed; 'Lissin a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated

  38-caliber revolver so you will always remember me.'

  The grandson smiles weakly and replies; 'But grandpa, I really doana lika guns. Howzabout you leava me you ROLEX watch instead?'

  Gasping for air the old man answers with a snarl in his voice; 'Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a

  beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybea a couple of bambinos.'

  After a slight pause to catch his breath he continues; 'Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man.

  Whadda you gonna do then .... pointa to your watch and say 'Times up'?'

  hope4others

  So this is what you do in your spare time I see
• 

  Hope4Others

  So this is what you do in your spare time I see

  Not everything I do in my spare time...but posting email jokes is letting down the serious side of life

  sometimes. Laughing is good for the soul, do you laugh?

  h40
• 

  strawberry cake

  Good one ! xxx SC
• 

  FlyingHighNow

  Love the Mafia humor. My first mother in law was a first generation Italian, raised in Cicero, IL. She had an application like this one, only more clever.