Scientists Discover the Real Reason for Global Warming!!!

by ohiocowboy 9 Replies latest social humour

  • ohiocowboy
    ohiocowboy

    I put this in the humor section even though it is real.

    I must have laughed for an hour!!!

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2274995/Cow-farts-collected-in-plastic-tank-for-global-warming-study.html

    Cow farts collected in plastic tank for global warming study

    By Rupert Neate Last Updated: 9:55PM BST 09/07/2008

    Scientists are examining cow farts and burps in a novel bid to combat global warming.

    A cow stands in her pen at the National Institute of Agricultural Technology in Castelar, near Buenos Aires. Argentine scientists are taking a novel approach to studying global warming, strapping plastic tanks to the backs of cows to collect methane REUTERS Argentine scientists are strapping plastic tanks to the backs of cows

    Experts said the slow digestive system of cows makes them a key producer of methane, a potent greenhouse gas that gets far less public attention than carbon dioxide.

    In a bid to understand the impact of the wind produced by cows on global warming, scientists collected gas from their stomachs in plastic tanks attached to their backs.

    The Argentine researchers discovered methane from cows accounts for more than 30 per cent of the country's total greenhouse emissions.

    As one of the world's biggest beef producers, Argentina has more than 55 million cows grazing in its famed Pampas grasslands.

    Guillermo Berra, a researcher at the National Institute of Agricultural Technology, said every cow produces between 8000 to 1,000 litres of emissions every day.

    Methane, which is also released from landfills, coal mines and leaking gas pipes, is 23 times more effective at trapping heat in the atmosphere than carbon dioxide.

    Scientists are now carrying out trials of new diets designed to improve cows's digestion and hopefully reduce global warming. Silvia Valtorta, of the National Council of Scientific and Technical Investigations, said that by feeding cows clover and alfalfa instead of grain "you can reduce methane emissions by 25 percent".

  • loosie
    loosie

    When all else fails blame it on the cows.

    Is that like when my brother would fart he'd blame it on the dog.

  • ohiocowboy
    ohiocowboy

    LOL!

    The expression on the cow's face is so funny! I wonder if it is thinking "Holy Cow, if someone were to light a match, I would be an instant BBQ"!!!

  • MissingLink
    MissingLink

    That's some awesome kit! If I could get those onto the cows around here and collect the methane I could use it to heat the house.

  • lancelink
    lancelink

    Let me guess, this was started by the Bush/cheney team no doubt

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    I know a couple of people who probably contribute quite a bit to global warming

  • ohiocowboy
    ohiocowboy
    I know a couple of people who probably contribute quite a bit to global warming

    Ummm, you promised you wouldn't tell anyone about my little problem....LOL

    With all of the Taco and Burrito shacks around here, it is no wonder it gets sooooo hot here in Texas!

  • eyeslice
    eyeslice

    It is a little surreal - it looks like a cow from 'Ghost Busters'.

    On the serious side though, the developed world has to start eating less meat. Factory farming is cruel to animals, our health suffering from the over consumption of meat and dairy products and the environment is being destroyed by our relentless appetite for more meat products.

    The obvious choice is to become vegetarian. However, if you cannot go that far, then at least start to think as meat as a luxury. Meat should be consumed infrequently, not considered a daily 'right'.

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    under google ads on the left side of the previous post, the following links are listed: (LOL)
    eating meat cancer
    vegetarian chicken
    meat cholesterol

  • amicus
    amicus
    On the serious side though, the developed world has to start eating less meat.

    The picture is hilarious, but as the text shows the science has merit. Feeding farm raised anything to animals is a very inefficient way of feeding humankind. Greenhouse gasses are just one of the concerns scientists are examining.

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