There's this old guy, and this young guy in a supermarket. Each one is pushing a shopping cart around, and as they reach the end of an aisle, they run smack into each other.
The old guy says..."I'm so sorry, I wasn't paying attention to where I was going because I am looking for my wife."
Young guy says..."That's okay, it's my fault, too. I wasn't paying attention either because I'm looking for my wife, also."
so they old guy says..." I got an idea. Maybe we can help each other out and look for each others wife."
The young guy agrees.
So the old guy says....."What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says..."She's tall, slim, wearing tight white leotards, and a halter top with no bra".
Then the young guy says..."What does your wife look like?"
Old guy says....(scroll down).
"Never mind....Let's just look for yours".
Hubert
...OUTLAW