Three religious leaders were discussing who had the best method for dividing the collections/offerings.
The first one was a baptist preacher and he looked at the other two and said well here is how I do it. I take and make a line down the center of a round table and toss all the donations on it all at once and what goes on the left of the line I keep and what goes on the right side goes to God.
Next was the Methodist preachers turn and so he told them how he did the donations. I take and convert all the donations into silver dollar coins and then flip them onto the table one at a time and what lands on heads belongs to God and what lands on tails belongs to me.
Finally it was the Jewish Rabbis turn. So he looks at the other two and says well here is how I do it.
I take all the money from the treasury and throw it all up in the air and what God catches he keeps and what I catch I keep.
Best way to divide up the donations/offerings
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