Cute Bible Joke

by Billygoat 7 Replies latest social humour

  • Billygoat
    Billygoat

    A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit some parishioners. All went well till he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times. (We've never experienced this have we? )Finally he took out his card, wrote on the back "Revelation 3:20" and stuck it in the door.

    The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was a notation, "Genesis 3:10." Upon opening his Bible to the passage, his face turned red, and he let out a roar of laughter.

    Revelation 3:20 (NLT) reads: "Look! Here I stand at the door and knock. If you hear me calling and open the door, I will come in, and we will share meal as friends."

    Genesis 3:10 (NLT) reads: "He replied, 'I heard you, so I hid. I was afraid because I was naked."

    Andi

  • dubla
    dubla

    lol

    aa

  • Yerusalyim
    Yerusalyim

    That's cute, thanks.

    YERUSALYIM
    "Vanity! It's my favorite sin!"
    [Al Pacino as Satan, in "DEVIL'S ADVOCATE"]

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Hey Billygoat,that was good!...OUTLAW

  • thewiz
    thewiz

    Good one.

    Here's a Limerick

    There once was an archaeologist from Thoussel
    Who found and incredible fossil
    It had a wonderful bend and a knob at the end
    It was the Peter of Paul the apostle.

  • think41self
    think41self

    LOLOL@Andi and Wiz

    think41self

    Holy Flying Screaming Buddha, Batman!

  • linzion
    linzion

    That is sooo cute!!!

  • crownboy
    crownboy

    Funny.

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