I used to do theater with those guys. They're awsome.
Happy international talk like a pirate day!
by avishai 9 Replies latest jw friends
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Robdar
Yarrr, I can get behind that, matey.
You used to do theatre? I think I love you.
Yarrrrr!
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Witness 007
An Aussie Pirate = Arrrrrrrh G'day Mate!
What about "Peace" day or "make love" day? Who the hell comes up with "Talk like a Pirate day????? Say no to drugs!
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Aculama
"read my lips, no new taxes" how was that?
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avishai
Aye robdar.
Any of these be suitin'ya? I do have some of me own.
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
(We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.)
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.
Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)
They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.
You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?
Wanna shiver me timbers?
I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.
Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.
That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.
Let's get together and haul some keel.
That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.
Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates
By popular demand ...
10. What are YOU doing here?
9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)
8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!
7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"
6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!
5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"
4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!
3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!
2. RAMMING SPEED!
...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:
1. You. Pants Off. Now! -
Hope4Others
that was funny......two began with I thought.....lol
I'm a pirate that I'll Be......
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LovesDubs
Ive been saying "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh" a lot lately....I dont even wait til Talk like a Pirate day.
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james_woods
And the ones of yer that dies will be the lucky ones...
Long John Silver
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beksbks
Aaaarghhhh!!! Here's me own personal favorite Pirate, Mary Read.
Read fell in love with one of the sea artists (carpenter or navigator) who had been forced to join Rackham's crew. He was due to fight a duel with an experienced pirate he had rubbed the wrong way. Read, knowing that her beloved stood no chance against him, started a quarrel with the older man and challenged him to a duel that would take place before the pending duel with the artist.
During the subsequent duel the older man stumbled during a thrust. Read reportedly ripped her shirt open, revealing her gender. The pirate hesitated and in that moment of his hesitation, she quickly grabbed his cutlass and killed him. Incidentally, her lover showed up on time for his duel.
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Robdar
Aye robdar.
Any of these be suitin'ya? I do have some of me own.I think any of the following might suit me enough to consider sharing my pirate booty:
Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
Prepare to be boarded.
