HAha Boozy
I was doing a search one day on the web, and came across this website. It is so funny, real life woman, and their quotes here are but a few of the numerous ones there
Heartless Hall of Fame: Women who personify the True Spirit of HBI
Kimberly - "Pardon me, sir, but I can barely hear you over the sound of your knuckles dragging."
Jackie - "I don't need a penis. I have one - I just choose to let my boyfriend wear it for me!"
Kavianna - "Men always whine that we suffocate them. Personally, I think that if you can still hear them whining, you aren't holding the pillow down hard enough."
Kecia - "A bore is someone who deprives me of my solitude without providing me with companionship."
Mary - "When you give up doing what you love, You might as well be dead. --Ralph Faulkner"
Jill - "Men can't live with them and can't shove them in a locker and forget the combination"
Emily - "Is that a prawn in your pocket or are you just a sad bastard?"
Alessandra - "I play hard to get...but you're playing hard to want"
Kathie - "The hair is blonde, NOT the brain!"
Sylvia - "Drop your pants - I need a laugh!"
Sylvia - "I am Woman...hear me belch!"
Pepper - "I'm a nurturing soul or emotional irritant. You figure it out."
Angela - "No woman is required to build the world by destroying herself."
Karen - "It's not your looks that amaze me, it's the fact that you can speak almost as many words as the chimps at the zoo."
Felicia - "I have no time for mental midgets and men perpetually stuck at 17 who can only find intimacy in full contact sports and with women who are no more than life-sized Barbie dolls!"
Carolyn - "Say what you mean and mean what you say."
Michelle - "Everything will be fine as long as you don't PISS ME OFF!"
Gina - "You can take the guy out of the gutter, But you can't take the gutter out of the guy!"
Artemis - "Shit happens. People that cope survive. Bitches that cope thrive."
Tiffany - "Bitch without a conscience? I don't think so. I just haven't warped MY conscience by bending over backwards for everyone on the face of the earth."
Wrahnda - "If you act like an ass, don't be surprised if people ride you!"
Jessica - "If my TITS had opinions, you might understand me."
Hele - "There is not a damn thing that you can do for me that I can't do for myself or that modern technology has not already replaced."
Dc - "You think you're hot shit, but all I see is cold crap...."
Cat - "You know why men can't get mad cow disease? They're all pigs!"
Patsy - "You say I'm a BITCH like that's a BAD thing"
Traci - "I make Mistakes, I don't marry them!"
Jaye - "The Gene Pool needs more chlorine - and a life guard."
Linda - "Men are like Kleenex, strong, soft and MOST of all Disposable!!!"
Lora - "Being a bitch is only fun and games until somebody loses an eye... and then it's just fun."
Roohi - "If I have to get to a man's heart, I can take aim straight for his chest, and fire thank you."
Raechelle - "I don't have a one-liner. I just raise one eyebrow and smirk."
Edith - "The only difference between my man and my lazy cat is that my cat cleans himself on a regular basis."
Karen - "If the mind can conceive it, a Bitch can achieve it!"
Mistress - "Men are great....every woman should OWN one."
Janet - "Sure guys can piss standing up BUT could they bleed for a week and not die?"
Lisa - "The graveyards are filled with men who thought the world couldn't go on without them."
Dean - "Do me a favor...don't reproduce."
Kym - "I'd rather be blunt with honesty than nice with lies."
Tiffany - "When I want a man's opinion, I'll give it to him!"
Heather - "Men have feelings too, but who really cares?"
Paula - "Don't give me your attitude; I have one...one of MY own."
Hanne - "I'm glad I'm a Woman but sometimes I want to be a dog. And my man to be a streetlight...."
Laura - "All it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing" - Sir Edmund Burke
Nicole - "Sorry, but I don't do pathetic and clueless. Now go away."
Dragonlady - "It's your choice, have your life the way you want it, or have your reasons why you can't."
Suzanne - "That's YOUR gig, buddy, not mine. If you can't take responsibility for your own life, you can't have a piece of mine."
Mary-jane - "Not so much a one-night stand. More like a one-minute stand."
Ann - "I don't have relationships with men because I *need* to, I do because I *WANT* to."
Kristy - "If wit was shit you'd be constipated, honey."
Ariel - "I don't play mind games, I'm just a freelance sociologist!"
Stephanie - "Some people who would never think of speaking with their mouth's full, speak with their heads empty!"
Lady - "Oh Yeah, hahahaha, what do you think you're going to do with that?"
Elena - "NO, I don't want to spend the night with you... Do I look like a bank with a night depository?"
Marinda - "Don't say male, say chromosonally disadvantaged."
Jumel - "I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass."
Lisa - "It's a good thing it's a reflex to breathe.. otherwise you'd be dead!"
Colleen - "You're talking to me like I give a damn.
Tara - "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not really sure about the first one. -Einstein"
Jennifer - "Rub two brain cells together and see if you can spark a thought."
Gail - "If you HAD a brain, it would be proportional to a BB in a boxcar!"
Suzi - "So life sucks - get a helmet!"
Dena - "You might want to get your head out of your ass before you sit down and break your neck."
Natashia - "I have no patience for the mindless minions, however I will tolerate them because *SOMEBODY* has to fan me when I'm hot."
Cassie - "I am woman hear me roar. You are man, hear you snore."
. http://www.heartless-bitches.com/members/members2/real35.shtml
Warning the above views are not all shared by me.
wendy
When I leave, you will know I have been here
