I'm going to my first "worldly" social gathering (party) next week.
So what do I do?
I'm not used to this so you'll have to give me some tips.
Do worldly people bite? What do I say?
I've tried to learn some new words and phrases so that I can fit in .
Hopefully the'll never suspect.
I'll try some out.See what you think.
( names have been changed to protect the inocent)
Hello I'm Jon I like sex.
Isn't crime wonderful I *@#$ing love it.
What do you *@#$ing do for work?
I love money.
My you've got big boobs.
Can I squeese your bum.
*@#$ing hell.
*@#$.
Catch you latter.
Do you think I'll fit in?
Going to my first "worldly" social ga...
by sleepy 7 Replies latest jw friends
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sleepy
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Fredhall
Don't:
1. Have sex
2. Drink Alcohol
3. Smoke
4. Fight
5. Use bad words
6. Make an ass of yourself
7. Vomit before others
8. Get butt naked
9. Swing on curtains
10. Wear a toga
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tyydyy
Fred,
You forgot:Have sex until you find a new meaning for the word God.
TimB
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OUTLAW
Hey Fred ,those thing`s only happen at jw parties,so sleepy dosen`t have to worry!...OUTLAW
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Fredhall
OUTLAW,
Really!?
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ISP
I've been to a few now....it aint that bad!
ISP
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joelbear
Sleepy,
You will find a couple of things to be true.
1. There will be basically the same mix of boring vs interesting people.
2. The topics of conversation will be much more varied than Watchtower stuff, congregation stuff and gossip.
Joel