Going to my first "worldly" social ga...

by sleepy 7 Replies latest jw friends

  • sleepy
    sleepy

    I'm going to my first "worldly" social gathering (party) next week.
    So what do I do?
    I'm not used to this so you'll have to give me some tips.
    Do worldly people bite? What do I say?
    I've tried to learn some new words and phrases so that I can fit in .
    Hopefully the'll never suspect.
    I'll try some out.See what you think.
    ( names have been changed to protect the inocent)
    Hello I'm Jon I like sex.
    Isn't crime wonderful I *@#$ing love it.
    What do you *@#$ing do for work?
    I love money.
    My you've got big boobs.
    Can I squeese your bum.
    *@#$ing hell.
    *@#$.
    Catch you latter.
    Do you think I'll fit in?

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Have fun sleepy.Have a few drinks,get to know some new people.It will all work out so relax...OUTLAW

  • Fredhall
    Fredhall

    Don't:

    1. Have sex

    2. Drink Alcohol

    3. Smoke

    4. Fight

    5. Use bad words

    6. Make an ass of yourself

    7. Vomit before others

    8. Get butt naked

    9. Swing on curtains

    10. Wear a toga

  • tyydyy
    tyydyy

    Fred,
    You forgot:

    Have sex until you find a new meaning for the word God.

    TimB

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Hey Fred ,those thing`s only happen at jw parties,so sleepy dosen`t have to worry!...OUTLAW

  • Fredhall
    Fredhall

    OUTLAW,

    Really!?

  • ISP
    ISP

    I've been to a few now....it aint that bad!

    ISP

  • joelbear
    joelbear

    Sleepy,

    You will find a couple of things to be true.

    1. There will be basically the same mix of boring vs interesting people.

    2. The topics of conversation will be much more varied than Watchtower stuff, congregation stuff and gossip.

    Joel

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