...What would Life be Like,If...

by OUTLAW 9 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    The WBT$ actually believes in World Domination.....The WBT$ believes God is going to give it to them on a Silver Platter.....What would Life be Like,if the WBT$ "Ruled the World"?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..Laughing Mutley...OUTLAW

  • StAnn
    StAnn

    If the WTS ruled the world.....

    Since all the animals would become vegetarians, there wouldn't be any natural predators to kill off the various animals. The animals would multiply and multiply and multiply, taking over the world. All the beaches would become big litter boxes and humans would have to spend all of their time cleaning up after them. Humans would be reduced to being full-time pooper-scoopers.

    StAnn

  • StAnn
    StAnn

    If the WTS ruled the world....

    All fashion designers would be killed in Armageddon. The JWs would spend the first few years going through all of the houses, salvaging all of the dowdy clothes and floral print dresses to give to the newly resurrected ones. The men would have to sort all suits, dress shirts, and ties into piles and figure out a way to distribute them worldwide, because in the New Order there would be no nationalities. They'd all dress like American 'Hovies the world over.

    Polo shirts and Dockers would become coveted for men to wear when they're dressing down.

    Women would devote themselves to learning to spin and weave so that they can make their own stockings out of silk, there being no factories for pantyhose left in operation.

    All women would be ordered to wear shoes with 2 inch heels, because that's sexy but not too sexy. Flats would be outlawed, since men would rule this world and heel spurs would be a thing of the past.

    It wouldn't be like Star Trek because, on Star Trek, the women wear pantsuits. New World Women wear dresses only.

    StAnn

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    ..There would be no voting..The WBT$ is in charge..Thats it..............Music,News and information would be heavily censored..Clint Eastwood...OUTLAW

  • BluesBrother
    BluesBrother

    After this

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    there comes this

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    and if you are not dead, you live happily ever after, if you like elephants that is

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Blues Brother..Good morning!..That is funny bud!..Yes I`m aware everyone gets an Elephant and a Beach Ball after Armageddon..LOL!!....But..Is it a 2 person Elephant or a 4 person Elephant?..Even elephants will be censored..Elephants that can`t carry 4 people in the Field Service will die at Armageddon!!................Now that the WBT$ is in charge of the entire planet,they are also in charge of Policing..Police/Elders can come to your home anytime and interrogate you..You had no rights at the Kingdom Hall..You have no rights in any part of your life now!........................Clint Eastwood...OUTLAW

  • still-fading
    still-fading

    Does that mean no more internet??

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Still-fading..There`s still internet..The WBT$ runs it now!!..All good JW`s will have one one..It`s connected to all the camera`s that occupy every room in your house..The WBT$ is always watching!!............................Laughing Mutley...OUTLAW

  • Anti-Christ
    Anti-Christ

    I would be the most dangerous terrorists the world would have ever known. Well a terrorist in the WT point of view.

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    too scary to contemplate

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