I HATE Monday's!

by TweetieBird 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • TweetieBird
    TweetieBird

    Here I am sitting with wet hair and no makeup on trying to get motivated for work. Why can't the weekends be longer? I hate Monday's.

    Please, somebody! Anybody! Please help me get off my arse and go to work.

  • Xena
    Xena

    TweetieBird...get off (stretching....) your (yawn)...uuumm nevermind I have't had my first cup of coffee yet...sorry I tried!

  • funkyderek
    funkyderek

    Agreed, Monday is a horrible way to spend one-seventh of your life!

    --
    Those who can induce you to believe absurdities can induce you to commit attrocities - Voltaire

  • funkyderek
    funkyderek

    Hey, I'm a master member now or at least I should be after this post. Only 800 posts to go to the next "promotion"!

    --
    Those who can induce you to believe absurdities can induce you to commit attrocities - Voltaire

  • joelbear
    joelbear

    Hey, Its only 5 days til Saturday, YIPPEEEEEEE!!!

    Joel

  • ashitaka
    ashitaka

    Oh well, have a cup, throw some cold water on your face, and dance on your computer. If you're feeling really good by then, destroy some company property......

    ashi

  • bitter mango
    bitter mango

    hmmm i don't really mind mondays everyday's the same to me. maybe it's cos i don't work, or maybe because i don't sleep much anymore and all my days are mixed together. *shrug*

    xena, you actually went to sleep?!? seems like i was just emailing you 5 minutes ago. see? i never know whats going on. the only reason i know what month it is is because i come here and the posts have dates!

    ~ §¦¡† \|/®¡§†§ ؃ †#ë §|<¥ ~

  • patio34
    patio34

    Tweetie, remember the Carpenters' song "Rainy Days and Mondays Always get me down"? Well, that's what it should be here in California today :-)

    Bitter Mango, insomnia is the worst! My sympathies. I had it for the last decade off and on. For the past year, I've been caffeine-free, not much protein at dinner, and 1/2 mg of Ativan every night and have not had the insomnia. OH! And also HAVE to sleep with a fan going to keep the hot flashes at bay!

    'The cure for insomnia is to get plenty of sleep." Don't hit me!!

    Pat

  • patio34
    patio34

    Oh, another thing! Here's something that will help and give us an unusual word for the day:

    "Pandiculation"

    That means to stretch and yawn at the same time. The stretching helps you wake up. Ever notice in the evening you don't stretch when you yawn? So, everyone do their morning pandiculations.

    (I know, I'm a bit odd--and I'm a morning person. It annoys quite a few folks at work!)

    Cheers!
    Pat

  • gumby
    gumby

    Your post took the words right out of my mouth when i woke up this morning.

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