Why couldn't Baby Jesus have been born in. . .

by Pubsinger 1 Replies latest social humour

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  Pubsinger

  ESSEX?

  Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin!!!
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  Englishman

  And we all know why Essex girls will only make love with the lights on, don't we?

  Yup, you can't do it in an Escort pick-up with the doors shut.

  Englishman.

  Nostalgia isn't what it used to be....