Three escaped prisoners are lost in the blazing hot desert.
One of them is English, another one is German and finally the last one is Polish.
After a couple of days wandering aimlessly and almost giving up all hope of being found,
up walks a tall man with olive complexion dressed in bright white linen.
Looking over the three prisoners he says in a highly resonating voice,
"my master will allow you one item or thing that you ask for before I show you the path you are to take out of this place."
He asks each of them what would they like.
The Englishman says "sir I would like to have a tall glass of iced tea". In turn his request is granted.
The German says "I can think of nothing better at this moment than a good cold frosty beer." His request too is likewise granted.
Lastly he looks at the Polack and asks what is it that you would like?
The Polack shifts from side to side in contemplation then says "I want a car door!"
With a perplexed look on him and lightly rubbing his chin in discernment
the man in white linen asks, "a car door? Why would you want a car door?"
With a look on his face as if he had just solved all the worlds problems
the Polack replies, "that way I can roll down the window when it gets too hot".
Three escaped prisoners are lost in the desert
by StoneWall 3 Replies latest social humour
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StoneWall
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DoomVoyager
Hey, I'm polish!
Good stuff.
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Caedes
An Englishman drinking iced tea, very unlikely!
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StoneWall
Geez tough crowd. I guess no stand up comedy in my future.
Oh today is election day Nov.4
I'll blame it on that.