What sign would you hang on your gate?

by Amha·’aret 16 years ago 8 Replies latest 16 years ago jw friends

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  Amha·’aret 16 years ago

  Given that I have 4 very large dogs, I like this one:

  'Jehovah's Witnesses welcome! Dog food is expensive!'

  What would you say?

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  Witness 007 16 years ago

  Jehovah's Witnesses are welcome for lunch! Come straight in! = Jeffery Dahmers twin brother.

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  billie jean 16 years ago

  JEHOVAHS WITNESSES WELCOME, COME IN SIT DOWN AND I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH...

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  DoomVoyager 16 years ago

  Jehovah's Witnesses Welcome: Ask Me About Your Religion

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  blondie 16 years ago

  If you are really serious, I would:

  1) send a registered letter to the nearest KH, addressed to the Presiding Overseer, asking to be put on the Do Not Call List and ask for written confirmation.

  2) Post a "No Trespassing" sign (according to the legal requirements in your area)

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  Amha·’aret 16 years ago

  Hi Blondie,

  No, I'm not serious. I was just joking around. I don't mind if they call but none of the r&f are brave enough to. We've had a couple of elders visit on occasion but they always ask before calling around.

  Am

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  Amha·’aret 16 years ago

  What about....

  " My dog can make it to the gate in 5.8 seconds. Can you? "

  VBEG

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  halcyon 16 years ago

  ~~ NUDIST COLONY WITHIN ~~

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  IHaveADream 16 years ago

  Welcome to all Jehovah's Witnesses in the area:
  
  
  We are running a special today! We are offering a two for one price on neutering being as how the men in the congregation only have one ball and the women have three.
  
  Just fill out the forms and help yourself to the free Kool-aid

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