As you know, primitive genius, the brothers are very concerned about you. We have not seen you for quite some time and the end (of JWD) is very close indeed. Let us keep in mind the scripture "not to forsake the gathering of ourselves together as some have the custom".
Is there something we can assist you with? Are you suffering from depression? Are you allergic to perfumes (cut down on the cologne, oompa)? Do you have chronic fatigue? Have you perhaps been placing too much emphasis on work lately? Come on, throw us a bone here. You could at least make the memorial thread, right?
We've noticed your hours on this board are not what they used to be. Have you lost some zeal?
All right, I admit. I can't find your phone number. If you ever peek at this board please PM with the digits again and I'll try to be more responsible with your publisher information.