Let's think about what the name of the next DC should be. Here are a few I thought of:
- College: A "Valueless Thing"
- The Blessing of Jehovah Makes Rich (but the GB makes you poor)
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Let's think about what the name of the next DC should be. Here are a few I thought of:
- College: A "Valueless Thing"
- The Blessing of Jehovah Makes Rich (but the GB makes you poor)
Muppets are apostates (see badboy's thread)
This year's DC theme will be "Where's JimmyPage? Is he really an apostate now?"
Sacred Service:
We've decided it's not what we thought it was and will spend three days telling you what we think it is now convention.
The Evil Bad No-no Convention.
"The Great Snore Fest"
Misery loves company convention.
the end of this system is so close.....
but not so close you wont have to go to this bluddy DC
"The LIGHT gets brighter" convention. There will be refreshing and loving new information regarding:
1) disfellowshipping, disassociation and shunning.
2)field service reporting and making disciples
3)baptism and who should be baptised
4)who really is "the last generation'?
5)who really is the head of the congregation?
You will not regret being there among god's people to receive the wonderful, happy news, and new light we've all been waiting for.
The first 1000 people will receive a FREE 8x10 glossy photo of..............................