If we had confession boxes instead of judicial committees...

by mtsgrad 4 Replies latest jw friends

  • mtsgrad
    mtsgrad

    • Contributions would surge sufficiently to allow elders to buy decent clothes
    • The WTBTS would be listed on the NYSE within about 10 minutes
    • Elders would give up their lucrative window cleaning rounds and get paid by the society to cope with the influx of sins/money
    • Nobody would ever be diassociated (why lise the revenue?)
    • New qualifications for elders would be accountancy related
    • Collections would be outsourced to secuirty guards
    • RBC = regional box counters

    mtsgrad

  • hillbilly
    hillbilly

    Never work... puts the elders wife one step closer to the ear of god. They cant keep a secret now... rumors are bad enough...but one step away from the horses mouth?

    Hill

  • Jeremy C
    Jeremy C

    Who would have listened to all of J.F. Rutherford's naughtiness? Oh, sheesh, that's right, his mistress probably did as he talked in his sleep.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    #1: Contributions would surge sufficiently to allow elders to buy decent clothes.....How?..Elders buy their own clothes,with their own money...............#2:The WTBTS would be listed on the NYSE within about 10 minutes.....The WBT$ has been on the NYSE for years....................#3:Elders would give up their lucrative window cleaning rounds and get paid by the society to cope with the influx of sins/money.....The WBT$ never gives away money to Elders..Get a job or go on Welfare..................#4:Nobody would ever be diassociated (why lose the revenue?).....Now there is no way to keep the R/F JW scared of losing family and friends......................#5:New qualifications for elders would be accountancy related.....That would mean Education!..Running Away In Circles........................#6:Collections would be outsourced to secuirty guards.....Nobody touch`s WBT$ money except good WBT$ Company men......................#7:RBC = regional box counters.....Huh?.....................Laughing Mutley...OUTLAW

  • Brother Apostate
    Brother Apostate

    What if all Christians actually followed the command:

    "Therefore, make it your habit to confess your sins to one another and to pray for one another, so that you may be healed. The prayer of a righteous person is powerful and effective." -James 5:16

    Then they would actually be listening to God, not men, and blessings would ensue. It is amazing how humbling and healing being honest about ourselves is, as stated in Ephesians 5:13-14:

    "But everything that is exposed to the light becomes visible, for the light is making everything visible. That is why it says,

    “Wake up, O sleeper!

    Arise from the dead,

    and the Messiah will shine on you.

    Instead, JWs have their "judicial comittee", judging sinners just like themselves on the basis of man-made Watchtower teachings rather than the Bible.

    They "strain out the gnat, but gulp down the camel" - Matthew 23:24

    They would do well to heed Jesus Christ: "If you had known what these words mean, ‘I desire mercy, not sacrifice,’ you would not have condemned the innocent." -Matthew 12:7

    And also Christ's words here: "Be on your guard. "If your brother acts wrongly, reprove him; and if he is sorry, forgive him" - Luke 17:3

    BA- Follow Christ.

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