Saton tools.

by is there help out there 4 Replies latest jw friends

  • is there help out there
    is there help out there

    It has cone to my attition that saten use ever means at his disposel to disrupt meetings. Has any one been at a meeting when one of the brother or sisters cell phone starts ringing. Has any one been cought useing cell phones during meetings. It would seem that the sister spend more time on the cell phones than meetings. Can anyone one come up with some good ring tones for the meeting. You just gotta love all the JW crap.

  • cameo-d
    cameo-d

    Has any JW ever "got the holy Ghost" and started speaking in tongues?

    That might make an interesting disruption. Some churches believe its form god. JWs would probably think it was from saton.

    But then again, god seems to have a lot of the same attributes they tell us that saton has. Go figure.

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    Evidently, Satan uses the same tools to disrupt R-rated movies (who has been to a R-rated movie only to have it disrupted when a cell phone rings?).

  • StAnn
    StAnn

    Once at my brother's KH, on a Thursday night, a stranger came in, walked up to the platform, bowed down, crossed himself, got up, and walked out. This in the middle of the SM.

    The ushers were in a panic.

    My brother couldn't stop laughing.

    StAnn

  • QuestioningEverything
    QuestioningEverything

    Once at the Sunday meeting, the sister in front of me's cell phone went off. Her ring tone was "My humps" by Fergie. She couldn't find her phone and it seemed to go on forever. Too Funny!

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