did you hear about the couple that wanted to buy a parrot
that talked?Went to the pet shop.saw one, The shop owner said we have one,but it has been returned twice-seems it has a limited speaking...
Well the couple took it. Went home it was really cute. Hardly said a thing until tuesday night it started screeching" Get ready for the book study- get ready!!!" nothing until Thursday it yelled "Get ready for the ministry study come on ministry school!!" then nothing till early Sat:morning it screeched "SERVICE,!service!"nothing until Sun:a.m.It yelled "Kingdom Hall Kingdom hall "- the owner was fed up with this after a few weeks, It never listened to anything They said. So in anger he threw it across the room- it hit the wall with a force,feeling bad he lifted it from the floor to hear the bird say "No blood! No blood!!!!
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by mouthy 5 Replies latest social humour
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mouthy
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Prisca
LOL - an oldie but a goodie.
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Grace this is well worth resurrecting lol!
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mouthy
I didnt know it would turn up as a new one I thought it would be added to
Would you like to resurrect your first post.???? Old age does daft things.DAH
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(((Grace)))
This isn't a new thread - it is your original from 2001 - it's just too good a joke to be left unraised
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mouthy
S E I knew it was my first post. But I wanted to add it to the thread
"Would you like to resurrect your first post " It went on the end of that thread I can undertand as it comes up on Active Topics
Oh I will never get the hang of this thing