I stumbled onto the perfect way to get JWs to go away

by Elsewhere 7 Replies latest jw friends

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    They just now knocked on my door and I just stared at them through the peep hole.

    It was kind of fun in a voyeuristic sort of way... just watching them stand there talking about, whatever.

    After a minute they just walked away.

    SUCCESS!

  • recovering
    recovering

    Posting a pentagram on the door works, just kidding

  • IWillBeDubbedNoMore
    IWillBeDubbedNoMore

    But now they will mark you as a not at home and come back again. They can't be stopped

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Then I'll just have to sick my cat on them!

  • Dismembered
  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    One good way would be to grab a Ouija board on your way to the door and invite them to play.

  • cruzanheart
    cruzanheart

    I thought you answered the door in your birthday suit. You know how they hate birthdays.

    Nina

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Nina, you should know better than to put ideas like that in my head!

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