Email from a friend for a daily JW study program

by TooBad TooSad 5 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • TooBad TooSad
    TooBad TooSad

    JW's are so brain dead that some of them are passing around the following email

    that outlines a daily study routine:

    SUGGESTED PERSONAL STUDY SCHEDULE:

    * This personal study schedule will really help those of us who are organizationally challenged.

    * Don't expect to do all of the study for each day in one setting.

    * Space it throughout the day where necessary. This lists everything you may want to cover over the period of one week.

    1. Daily Bible Reading and Daily Text (20 min.)

    2. Read Watchtower or Awake! (15 min.)

    3. Prepare for Watchtower Study (1 hr.)

    4. Prepare for the Congregation Book Study (1 hr.)

    5. Prepare for TMS and SM (1 hr.)

    6. Read New Releases, Year Book (15 min. 3x week)

    7. Personal study [Not Meeting Preparation] (1 hr)

    * BREAK IT DOWN INTO THE TASK TO BE DONE EACH DAY:

    Monday

    1, 2, 4

    1 hour 35 minutes

    Tuesday

    1, 6

    35 minutes

    Wednesday

    1, 2, 5

    1 hour, 35 minutes

    Thursday

    1, 6

    35 minutes

    Friday

    1, 2, 6

    50 minutes

    Saturday

    1, 2, 3

    1 hour, 35 minutes

    Sunday

    1, 2, 7

    1 hour, 35 minutes

    * WHAT CAN BE ACCOMPLISHED IN JUST 1 TO 1.5 HOURS PER DAY:

    * One Magazine read each week

    * Up to date with all new releases

    * Prepared for all the meetings

    * The Bible read in one year

  • yadda yadda 2
    yadda yadda 2

    The schedule forgets to warn that no independent study materials, especially of the original languages, should be used besides those published by or authorised by the Watchtower Slavciety.

  • asilentone
    asilentone

    I did that one time.

  • LouBelle
    LouBelle

    Good lord - these people are getting more stupid as each year passes. Talk about taking up all of your time to read such mind numbing drivil! Leaves no time for socialising, movies, geocaching, shopping, tanning and all those other important things.

  • wha happened?
    wha happened?

    Sorry, excuse me for throwing up when I read this link

  • truthsetsonefree
    truthsetsonefree

    I remember seeing something like this as a dub. JWs have so much they're supposed to do, they don't have enough time to do it all. So they're always trying to find some way to squeeze it all in. It finally dawned on me it was all too much to begin with. Duhhhhh!!!

    Isaac

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