How many things could I get DF'd for tonight?

rhett

My wife and I just got home from a Christmas party. Before the party I took a shower and washed my long hair and trimmed my beard a bit. We then went to the Christmas party that was being held by my friend Ken and his partner Steve. There were quite a few guys there with their partners as well. While there I had my fair share of vodka and had my wife drive home. She's taking a bath right now and a little bit later there's a very good chance we may break that "no oral sex" thing JW's are so big on.
I have absolutely no doubt that if I were still a JW and word of tonight got out I would be so DF'd right now. I love life outside the cult!

I don't need to fight
To prove I'm right
I don't need to be forgiven.

Thirdson

Hi Rhett,

I haven't done as much as you today but if I didn't get DF'd I could get enforced DA'ing. We have a wreath on the front door and a bow on the Garage. There are lights on the bushes out front and a Christmas CD in my car. We bought a tree today, and decorated it, even put a star on top. I wrote Christmas cards and wrapped presents.

My JW parents know I do all this but I live too far away for them to cause me any trouble.

Thirdson

'To avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing'

siegswife

I'm pretty sure I would be. It's my anniversary, but my family and I attended a 50th anniversary party tonight for a couple that we love. I drank too much, toked too much and when we got home...well...it IS my anniversary...LOL...I'm outathere....LOL

LB

Well you did beat me. I did go to a Christmas party tonight, only one lesbian couple was there though. I did sing happy birthday though to one lady. Not so sure about that oral thing though. I hear it causes horrible breath.

siegswife

(((Not so sure about that oral thing though. I hear it causes horrible breath.)))

That's a myth. LOL

Undecided

About that oral thing, I read yesterday that the man should use mouth wash to kill the germs before he does the oral thing, otherwise he may cause a yeast infection, or at least brush his teeth.

Ken P.

mommy

ROFLOL@Ken! haha

Rhett
Who cares, did you have fun? I think the greatest sin in religion is that too many push down their own conscience to follow another person's idea of how he should behave. Going through life denying yourself, because someone else thinks you should has got to be the biggest sin. And since this is the only life that is tangible, I say go with your heart and you can't go wrong with that!

Merry Christmas all
wendy

When I leave, you will know I have been here

rhett

Yeah, we had a blast. I forgot to mention that, like thirdson, before we left for the party I turned on our Christmas lights and the tree as well. Only difference is the distance that we live from family members. My parents moved a few months ago to a house that's only a few blocks away. Amazingly enough they haven't said anything at all about the lights or our tree. I'm pretty sure they just don't want to have to face the truth about the troof.

I don't need to fight
To prove I'm right
I don't need to be forgiven.

ashitaka

Count your fingers, toes, and all of the red blood cells in your body. Multipy by twenty.

There's your answer.

ashi

How many things could I get DF'd for tonight?

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