Caption contest!

by SixofNine 6 Replies latest social humour

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    Watchtower.org pics....

    You have to swing under the placard, Jimmy, to take down an apostate

    Just keep your eye on the seal.... don't get distracted

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    Son, let's practice with this light-sabre. Someday, you too will become a JEDI on JW.COM.

    GopherWhy shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense.
    Mark Twain (1835-1910)

  • Flip
    Flip

    "...Forget about being a professional athlete Jimmy because you're an unpaid distributor of Watchtower and Awake! magazines. And actually pay cash to one of the largest religious publishing corporations for the priviledge...be the ball, Jimmy...be the ball."

  • bigboi
    bigboi

    That's right son, just imagine Milton Henchel's head comin right over the plate.[i]

    ONE....

    bigboi

    "it's like the one thing we all have in common is that we
    got played by a cult and a bunch of old men and no matter what it will
    always be a part of us no matter how much we distance ourselves from it"
    ~ [i]Ghostquote

  • detective
    detective

    In a sick twist, little Jimmy gets to play with the bat he'll be beaten with later.

  • Mulan
    Mulan

    "He he he. Now that we are out of the Borg, you can get into the softball leagues. You are so lucky, son. I didn't get to do it."

    Marilyn (a.k.a. Mulan)

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Give-me-mummys-vibrator-back-at-once-you-little-brat-or-I-swear-I'll-paddle-your-behind-urgh...

    Englishman.

    Bring on the dancing girls!

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