Unclebruce and Me

by Farkel 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    Both Unclebruce and I were regular participants on the old H20 JW discussion board. That was in the days when JWs actually chimed in to defend their faith and then got thoroughly thrashed. Even Greg Stafford posted there. H20 was THE place to be for apostates and other demonized miscreants. AlanF, JanH, Kent Steinhaug, Norm Hovland and even a number of current posters on this board were regulars.

    Unclebruce supplied the innocent humor and I supplied filth, lies and sewage. Little did most know what a sick puppy he really was. We became fast friends.

    The moderator of that board was rather mercurial in personality. One day he was almost apostate. The next day he was a die-hard JW defender. I regularly got my threads deleted. I had no respect for any moderator who was too cowardly to delete my threads.

    Finally, many of us got sick of the inconsistency. Unclebruce started sniffing around and found this board. He joined very early in 2001. He invited me to join and I did in around March, 2001. Within a few weeks, the H20 board was a wasteland and virtually all of the high profile posters were here. We descended like a swarm of locusts and few people here wre happy with that invasion. They were used to quiet non-controversial chit-chats and we came in swinging sledgehammers.

    You can blame all of that on Unclebruce. Instead of nice clean comics like "Peanuts", Unc. reads "Red Meat" which is a filthy, pornographic and disgusting portrayal of the worst human conditions: sardonic, fatalistic philosophers, milkmen who try to pick up little girls on his route, and drunken loser Dick Tracy type comic characters are just a few of the characters in Red Meat. In short, it is hilarious!

    Then he disappeared for a number of years, having allegedly enrolled in college. I say "allegedly" because I know for a fact that he moves his lips when he reads and was tossed out of every school he attended.

    Welcome back, Unc!. You have been missed!

    Farkel

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    This should be in the Let's Tell Lies thread!

    Kidding aside, it's good to be back and see you posting Mr.Farkelmeister.

    unclebruce who got qualified.

    You can change the world.

    http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=vr3x_RRJdd4&feature=related

  • Decided
    Decided

    I go back to those days too. I switched as soon as you two left. I changed my name to Decided on this new board. Good to see you back.

    Ken P.

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    You too should get a room!

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    Hi Ken,

    good to see you again too .. those were strange days. H20 had all sorts of unsavory undercurrents. Apostates making secret deals with reformers and the site being run by people with strong links to the society. To me, Bibleman, the black crossdressing messiah, was the least of our worries (unlike admin that freaked out when he appeared to have gained a follower

  • Poztate
    Poztate
    Unclebruce supplied the innocent humor and I supplied filth, lies and sewage. Little did most know what a sick puppy he really was. We became fast friends.

    I am a fan of your filth,lies and sewage... Keep up the good work. I enjoy your "best of" stuff.

    Rub it in the WT's face.... Uncle Bruce... Love you too (second billing)... so sue me LOL

  • BabaYaga
    BabaYaga

    But Farkel... Unca Bruce is HAWT (and wearing a festive hat) and he makes me water up with that damned "free hugs" video...

    and, well... sorry, Fark, but... yer kinda goofy lookin'

    Love,
    Baba

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    Does this mean you are going for a vacation to Aussie in the next few years Farkel?

  • belbab
    belbab

    Farkel and Unc,

    What ever happened to the fellow, I believe he was a Jaydub, who said he would pay Farkel $5000 (?) if he could solve a mathematical problem.

    Did he ever pay up after you solved the problem?

    You think we should remind him if he didn't by posting an account of it again?

    belbab

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