so who here sat through the Dec 8-14 WT Study and didnt want to stand up and shout "WHAT THE F--K IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?????"
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At some point, Baruch, who may have belonged to a prominent family, began to seek “great things” for himself. Perhaps he began to nurture personal ambitions or a desire for material prosperity. Whatever the case, Jehovah saw that this dangerous thinking was developing in Baruchs heart. Speaking through Jeremiah, Jehovah promptly addressed the matter, saying to Baruch... (Jer. 45:1-5)
wow, Baruch MAY have done a lot of things, he MAY have nurtured personal ambitions (education) he MAY have desired material prosperity (a good job) - wow, Baruch was a real dick wasnt he??? Just think of all those horrible things that we can speculate that he might have thought about doing!
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Although he was firm with Baruch, Jehovah reacted not with anger but with genuine fatherly concern. Evidently, God saw that the man’s desires did not reflect a wicked or devious heart. Jehovah also knew that Jerusalem and Judah were in their last days, and he did not want Baruch to stumble at that critical time. Hence, to bring his servant back to reality, God reminded him that He was “bring in a calamity upon all flesh” adding that if Baruch acted wisely, he would live. In effect, God said:” Be realistic, Baruch. Keep in mind what will soon happen to sinful Judah and Jerusalem. Remain faithful and live! I will protect you.”
Oh so thats what Jehovah meant to say!I mean come on - like be realistic Baruch - dont waste your time being unrealistic, if you do I will kill you at Armageddon. But I love you! I love you and I need money!!!!!!!!"(okay okay - that last bit was Gearoge Carlin ;))
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Have you ever prayed intensely for help and received an answer in the form of an encouraging visit from a spiritually mature Christina? Or perhaps the help came in the form of a talk at a Christian meeting or information in one of our publications.
Have you ever prayed and been helped by a scripture, or by the bible, or by Jesus or Jehovah? Oh silly me! Of course not!!!! The WTS answered your prayers!!!! We wont even waste our time mentioning all that other stuff!
OMG I dont know how I dont run out of the KH screaming.............