Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours but
we've really come together as a group and I love
that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster
that says "There is no I in team" as well as the one
that says "Hang In There, Baby." That cat is
hilarious. However, while we are fighting a jihad,
we can't forget to take care of the cave. And
frankly I have a few concerns.
First of all, while it's good to be concerned about
cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned
about the scorpions in our cave. Hey, you don't want
to be stung and neither do I so we need to sweep the
cave daily. I've posted a sign up sheet near the
main cave opening.
Second, it's not often I make a video address but
when I do, I'm trying to scare the most powerful
country on earth, okay? That means that while we're
taping, please do not ride your razor scooter in the
background. Just while we're taping. Thanks.
Third point, and this is a touchy one. As you know,
by edict, we're not supposed to shave our beards.
But I need everyone to just think hygiene,
especially after mealtime. We're all in thistogether.
Fourth: food. I bought a box of Cheez-Its recently,
clearly wrote "Osama" on the front, and put it on
the top shelf. Today, my Cheez-Its were gone.
Consideration. That's all I'm saying.
Finally, we've heard that there may be American
soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our
ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First
patrol will be Omar, Muhammed, Abdul, Akbar and
Richard.
You're a great team, Love you lots,
Osama