yOU KNOW RECESSION IS BAD WHEN..............................

by badboy 9 Replies latest jw friends

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  badboy

  yAHOO AND ibm announce job cuts.
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  ninja

  ..... badboy spells the topic correctly
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  daniel-p

  ... badboy starts a thread that doesn't begin with "WHAT IS THE JW VIEW ON..."
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  Homerovah the Almighty

  ....you see street hookers starting to use lay-away plans for their customers .

  ....you see priests and bishops driving in small economy cars

  ....you see hamburger joints selling hamburgers with no meat, just the buns

  ....you see NIKE running shoes made in Taiwan for under a $100 bucks

  ....you see people taking their family vacations together in their own neighborhood site seeing different locations
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  OUTLAW

  yOU KNOW RECESSION IS BAD WHEN................................Bad Boy can`t afford to put a Capitial "Y" in yOU.........................

  ...OUTLAW
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  BurnTheShips

  Brother, can you spare a dime?

  BTS
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  OnTheWayOut

  Ever since Sarah Palin's shopping sprees came to an end, the economy
  went in the toilet.

  IBM has to hire more people just to meet the layoff quota (Think about it and you will laugh)

  President Obama asked if he could buy the Senate seat and let McCain figure out the economy.
  
  The Post Office announced a potential layoff of 40,000 workers just to get the sales of guns
  and ammunition back up to "Hunting Season" levels.

  Recently, all the former presidents got together for a lunch and fought over the check. Finally,
  they decided to leave it for future generations and stiffed the waiter for his tip, too.

  President Obama had some trouble with his choice for Secretary of Commerce until they realized
  there wasn't any commerce and they canned the job.

  The president finally got a healthcare plan in place because of the economy. More and more
  Americans are being forced to walk further and further to save money and diet to save money
  and cut out rich foods to save money and their health is much better for it.

  Hugh Hefner had to let a couple of girlfriends go, Rush Limbaugh had to get a prescription from
  only ONE doctor, Bill Gates had to delay introducing a whole new set of problems in a new version
  of Windows and just tried to fix the old one.
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  WTWizard

  When Jehovah's Witlesses have to pay a "suggested" amount per publisher per week into the Worldwide Pedophile Defense Fund.
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  Clam

  Badboy have you heard that a major dog food supplier has called in the retreivers?
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  badboy

  NO, DO TELL