Top 10 ways to mainstream the JW religion

JimmyPage

10. No more kooky beliefs about blood

9. Stop slamming other religions

8. Make it ok to salute flag and vote

7. No more preaching door to door

6. Report child molesters to the proper authorities

5. The main focus of the meetings will be on Bible history and values

4. No more erroneous dates like 1914 and 607. Prophecy will be discussed in a non-dogmatic fashion

3. Holidays are cool

2. No more shunning

1. No neckties

Follow this up with a big "We admit we were wrong and apologize" statement and voila!- Jehovah's Methodists! (Dream on, Page).

What did I miss?

truthsetsonefree

You got most of it. Of course who would join then? Might as well stay whatever you are.

Isaac

yknot

1. Fellowship......(not just in FS)

2. Charity (real charity not just giving to "Christ's Brothers")........

3. Voluntary local/foreign mission work (hey some of us liked door to door!)

4. Expand Gilead into homeschool courses and start eyeing BYU for similar strategy

5. Individual Christian Conscience...(Blood, Voting, Holidays without consequence other then to God Almighty)

6. Mediation is for all, most JWs like the literal 144,000 concept but all should partake in the Memorial

7. Lose the appointment crap and focus on core three and living Christian lives......

8. Do not speak where the Bible is silent or spin beyond the simple message.

9. Sunday School, Vacation Bible School, and other child centered activities that lay the foundations for faith.

10. Quit beating the domestics!

primitivegenius

1.) kegs at the Kingom hall.............. that would get ME to show up on sunday.

JimmyPage

LOL pg... getting drunk is about the only way to make sense out of the "faithful slave" anymore...

hell bro i think them old fkers gotta be blazein and drunk as ole cooter brown to make up their bulls*** in the first place............ so we would therefore have to be just as messed up to even ATTEMPT to understand that crap lol

jamiebowers

Stop forcing little kids to sit for hours at the meetings and assemblies and beating them for being children.

only me

No child baptisms. Minimum age of 25 before a person would be able to be baptized, or even better make it 30 to imitate Jesus.

Well that wouldn't make it mainstream but it would be a huge improvement.

WTWizard

No more "original sin" doctrine. Expose the doctrine as the scam that it actually is, and that salvation is nothing more than a problem Jehovah created where none needed to exist. With that out of the way, I doubt people are going to have to waste their time and energy chasing that elusive salvation.

Top 10 ways to mainstream the JW religion

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