At the Guardian.Talk forum: Answering the door to the Jehovas

Black Sheep

The Jehovas are in the building, they will be at my door in about half an hour. What is the best answer to the question: "Would you like to know the truth?"
Have some fun
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Cheers
Chris
carla

I thought this response was kind of funny, " I've always wanted to answer the door to evangelists by growling, "Our name is Legion, for we are many." But I always chicken out."
tenyearsafter

My fav, "I can't handle the truth!".
dinah

This was funny.......
You could just stay behind the unopened door and claim you ARE Jehovah and they've got it all wrong.....
truthsetsonefree

Oh these responses are hilarious. Boy JWs sure glorify "Jehovah's" name!
isaac
keyser soze

One word: Nudity.
WTWizard

Try telling them that you are one of Satan's Witnesses.