Before the meeting start pass out brownies made with marijuana.
This should liven thing up a bit. If you google brownies made with weed
it will tell you how to make them.
I make then with chorklet chip cookies.
How to liven up a KH meeting
by is there help out there 5 Replies latest jw friends
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stillajwexelder
If you are a woman, GET YOUR TITS OUT
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OnTheWayOut
Any of the following shouts will do:
"LORDY LORDY!!!!"
"F*$k the Circuit Overseer, he isn't here to tell us sh^t!"
"Last night, I got the Holy Ghost."
"Wow, isn't (s)he a hottie!""Did you see SAW 5 yet?"
"Dude, I got so wasted last night."
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WTWizard
How about putting a CD in the Kingdumb Hell CD player with some rap music on it? You make sure the disc is in the drawer, with the Kingdumb Malady CD missing (they will probably think it's in the CD player). When they go to play the CD, they will get some swearing and even some gunshots out of the music.
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kurtbethel
Hydrogen sulfide stink bombs. I cleared out a biology class with one of those babies.
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Melody Blankenship
I've got you all beat on this one! My dad "listens in" via a speaker-phone to the meetings. One night when I found out that a nurse was setting with my dad, my husband and I went out to visit my dad while the meeting was going on. The conversation between my dad (who has Alzheimer's) and my husband went like this:
Dad: I am backed up and need to poop.
Husband: Drink you some prune juice. That will turn you loose!
Dad: Yeah, I'll bet that would work.
Husband: Yeah, and a little coffee might work for you, too.
Dad: Man, I sure do need to go. My old belly is hurting.
This conversation went on and on for a few minutes. Anyway, I got a call from my dad's wife the next day asking me not to come out on meeting nights to which I told her I'd come anytime I felt like it. Well, she now has to stay home and listen with my dad (and keep us out) so we can't come out and interrupt the meetings. I am pretty sure the Circus Overseer was at the meeting that night as well. Don't you know she was a little embarrassed??? I thought it was pretty funny myself.