Inspector Jesus reporting for duty..........

by oompa 5 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • oompa
    oompa

    New thought for me.....i have a thread on jw teaching that go beyond the bible so have been meditating a bit (as i chant)........and had a new thought

    poster often vent here about how crazy it is that jw's say they were chosen by jesus after inspection in 1919

    Where in the world did they get the idea that jesus was going to swoop down to earth someday and inspect all religions and choose one?......Who could even dream up such an idea using the
    Bible?.......as i have posted before........the Helper....holy spit was supposedly given these annointed ones in the apostles day......and the annointed always had it and they never were not on earth but just were in small numbers.........so they had already been picked by god/jesus.............so why would jesus have to become inspector and choose them again???.........oompa

  • leavingwt
    leavingwt

    It's all about the "Master returning" to see what the "Slave" is doing. (Matthew)

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    I've just got that song going through my head "Inspector Gadget"... Perhaps they can make a cartoon called "Inspector Jesus".

  • betterdaze
    betterdaze

    LOL!

    Pharasaic reliance on Hebrew scriptures... Check.

    Crazy pagan pyramid measurements.... Check.

    Date-setting failures... Check.

    Hostile corporate takeover by a lawyer... Check.


    "Yes indeed, these are my True Christians!"

    ~Sue

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    Jesus was impressed by Russells many false predictions, Armagedon in 1874, 1914, 1918.......how could that not impress Jesus? He came to see the freak show......he stayed for the pop-corn!

  • oompa
    oompa

    Leaving WT....surely there must be more than that.........ya know how supposedly everyone was LOOKING---IN EXPECTATION for jesus coming to earth.......well why the hey were dubs not LOOKING for this stupid inspection and getting their ducks in a row????

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