INVOLUNTARY MUSCULAR CONTRACTIONS

by BurnTheShips 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students .

    Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

    He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

    She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his buddies.'

    It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.........

  • watson
    watson

    Some great humor here. Suggest using the Adult catagory, or Jokes.

  • is there help out there
    is there help out there

    I almost chocked on my cookies after reading it.

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    I find this offensive.

    It implies that guys who go deer hunting are a$$holes.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Beks, actually, it implies that their so's are.

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    Doesn't say she had a partner Doe

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    HA!!! Funny!!

  • John Doe
    John Doe
    Doesn't say she had a partner Doe

    Look up "implies," my dear.

  • beksbks
    beksbks
    Look up "implies," my dear.

    Look up self pleasuring toots.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    I have heard that toot pleasuring is your forte.

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