I Have A Religious Truck!

by Undecided 7 Replies latest jw friends

  • Undecided
    Undecided

    Hi All,

    I have a old('76) GMC 4WD pickup truck. It has holes rusted in places and has 200,000 miles on it. It still runs good and I pull my 35' camper to the coast with it each year.

    I tell everyone it is a religious truck, it's holey, and I've driven the hell out of it.

    Ken P.

  • Fredhall
    Fredhall

    Undecided,

    Can I slash the tires?

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    A "slash", in certain areas, is slang for having a piss. You want to slash Undecided's tyres, Fred? That's disgusting! LOL

    "You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it."
    - Groucho Marx

  • Fredhall
    Fredhall

    Stephanus,

    You are a slang.

  • Undecided
    Undecided

    Hey Fred,

    Someone slashed the tires on my camper, if I discover it was you, I'll sick my dog on you.

    Ken P.

  • ISP
    ISP

    I guess you are a true man of faith....letting your truck take you down the freeways! I hope you say your prayers!

    ISP

  • GinnyTosken
    GinnyTosken

    Undecided,

    I tell everyone it is a religious truck, it's holey, and I've driven the hell out of it.
    Does this make you a holey roller when you drive it?

    Ginny

  • Yadirf
    Yadirf

    Ken P.

    a) I think that there's something that you and your truck do NOT have in common. b) And I also think that you and your truck DO have something in common.

    a) It's religious, but you haven't the sense to be.

    b) It's old, and so are you. But it's got the advantage over you, because it'll probably still be here so as to go another 200K after you're last oil change.

    Daniel 11:35 ... a KEY prophecy that must be fulfilled before the "time of the end" gets underway.

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