by Englishman 6 Replies latest jw friends
Well, I've read all the frivolous posts about disfellowshipping and the Faithfull and Discreet Slaverer, but the time has come for us all to get down to some really important stuff, some "meat in due season".
So, what do you reckon will be this years Christmas Number 1?
Robbie Williams / Nicole Kidmans Something Stupid?
Kate Windswepts strained un-natural gurgling?
Not Don't they know it's Christmas, perleeze!
I wonder, I wonder...
Englishman.
Bring on the dancing girls!
Has Kate Windswept released a song!!!
Oh joy. BLISS. What is it called? Where can I get it?
(Shes so hot)
I've always been partial to AC/DC's "Mistress for Christmas"
Just as long as I don't have to suffer through hearing "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer".
A morning radio show around here has a couple of good ones. Porky Pig singing "Blue Christmas". Or maybe one of their regulars singing "Silver Bells". (a little background. Radio shows have a tape delay to catch dirty words. The delay runs a second or so behind the actual talking and they loop the sound into this guy's headphones. Makes him talk funny)
Personally, this year I could have done without ANY christmas music whatsoever.
mike.
Anything, as long as it isn't Rolf Harris's "Six White Boomers"!!!
"You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it."
- Groucho Marx
I think #1 for christmas won't really be a christmas song; Happy Hanukah by Adam Sandler - never fails to make me laugh. Springsteen's Merry Christmas Baby (or whatever it's title is) would be a strong second for me.
Merry Christmas by Wesley Willis. Now there is a true musical genius.
Rock over London
Rock over Chicago
Buger king, Home of the Whopper
(if you're a Wesley Willis fan, you know what that meant)
I don't need to fight
To prove I'm right
I don't need to be forgiven.
Last year at this time The Living In Swing Orchestra, purveyors of that uproarious 1999-vintage lampoon of You Know-style doomsayers, "Y2K Is Coming and We're All About to Die" ( http://www.scarletmoon.com/fred/sounds/mp3s/Y2K.mp3), had a song on their MP3 page that was purportedly about the singer and his girlfriend flying in Santa's sleigh, appropriately titled "Below Me, It's Christmas". However, variations in pronunciation of the phrase "below me" led one to suspect perhaps there was another subject being addressed as well. Sadly, the timely ditty is not still up on the site. Well, poop.
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