Well, I've read all the frivolous posts about disfellowshipping and the Faithfull and Discreet Slaverer, but the time has come for us all to get down to some really important stuff, some "meat in due season".
So, what do you reckon will be this years Christmas Number 1?
Robbie Williams / Nicole Kidmans Something Stupid?
Kate Windswepts strained un-natural gurgling?
Not Don't they know it's Christmas, perleeze!
I wonder, I wonder...
Englishman.
Bring on the dancing girls!