New book: YOUNG PEOPLE CASK in their success

by processor 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • processor
    processor

    Wise King Solomon wrote: "Rejoice, young man [or woman], in your youth, and let your heart do you good in the days of your young manhood, and walk in the ways of your heart and in the things seen by your eyes." (Ecclesiastes 11:9) When you are young, life can be so interesting and exciting, except if you are a Jehovah’s Witness. In that case, a vast number of restraints and rules steal the best time of your life.

    Sadly, the new book Questions Young People Ask – Answers That Work (Volume 2) which was released at the District Convention 2008 contains a rather biased view on Biblical characters. It does only mention those details that are in harmony with Watchtower ideology; everything else is omitted.

    young people bask in their success

    This book will help you to realize the real meaning of Biblical accounts. It answers, among others, the following questions:

    • Did the Shulammite really be that chaste? What does it mean that 'her breasts were like towers?'
    • How to find a good mate?
    • Why was it important that the poor widow remained poor?
    • What were the consequences of Hezekiah leaving his parents' religion?
    • How did Lydia protect herself from shepherding visits?
    • Did Paul take drugs?
    • What should men do if they fall in love with a married woman?

    http://svhelden.kilu.de/pdf/ypc.pdf

    All publications: http://svhelden.gmxhome.de/e

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    They wanted young people to waste their whole lives pio-sneering and going to Beth Hell. That was their idea of "fun".

    Some other ideas of fun--Weekend: Sitting all day at the a$$embly Hell listening to a boring talk, with perhaps a walk about one block long after.

    Holiday: After missing out on field circus for a small surprise snowfall, we went to the a$$embly hell for a tour, and then visited an empty Kingdumb Hell.

    Day off from work: Spend the afternoon out in field circus, go to book study after a fantastic supper of microwaved hot dogs. Listen to Washtowel drama tape to sleep. Get up at 5:30 in the morning for field circus, waste the whole morning in field circus.

    Vacation: Go to cheap motel; waste three days listening to boring lectures (fake applause to keep you from getting a nap) in another city.

    Recreation: Bible trivia card game. Of course, the cards are interpreted by the Washtowel Slaveholdery.

    Music: There are 225 of the lamest excuses of "music" you are allowed to listen to.

  • Dune
    Dune

    LMFAO.

    I'm at work right now and i can't stop reading this, i'm almost in tears.This amazing stuff.

    Paul had “supernatural visions”, he “was caught away as such to the third heaven” and did not re-member “whether in the body or apart from the body."

    (2. Cor. 13:1-3)

    If you live in a country where the use of drugs is allowed, you can experience similar impressions.
  • Meeting Junkie No More
    Meeting Junkie No More

    Another first-class new Release!

  • Dune
    Dune

    I know i'm enjoying this a little too much, but here's another.

    On one occasion, obviously none of David?s wives was handy, so he started to “walk about on the roof-top of the king?s house” and “caught sight

    of a woman bathing herself.” (2. Sam. 11:2) Today, we do not have to walk around on the rooftop; we can watch women while bathing and

    in other situations every time on TV or in the Internet.
  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    Do you mean "bask"?

    Or do you mean that young people enjoy their cask ale at their local pub?

  • ninja
    ninja

    "cash" I would think

  • processor
    processor
    Do you mean "bask"?

    Oooohhhhhh bad error!

    Sure I meant "bask" ... will update it immediately!

  • processor
    processor

    That is really embarrassing. Even the original file name is "young people bask.docx" but then I wrote "cask"

    The updated version is online now ...

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