Brother Rando

RR

No, NOT "Brother Rolando" but "Brother Rando". Ever hear of him? I stumbled upon the allexperts.com website, where "Brother Rando" is an expert on everything Jehovah's Witness.

I looked up his profile and this is what I found:

Expert Profile: Brother Rando
Experience in the areaI am a baptized Jehovah's Witness bearing Witness to "The Truth" for decades now and will gladly answer questions from sheep like one's. The wolves I will pummel and continue to Conquer, for the One that Conquers is given the morning star! (Rev 2:28)

Organizations
I am property of the "Faithful and Discreet Slave" that Jesus, my brother, has appointed over his belongings in the Last Days. This Slave is Jehovah's Earthly Organization known Worldwide as "Jehovah's Witnesses". When the Worldly organizations act against God's chosen people who are now "Spiritual Jews", Jehovah will slaughter those who are touching the pupils of his eyes. Amen.

Education/Credentials
Extensive Study of Religions and the Scriptures I am able to answer questions few people know about or can even answer. Many of my fellow brothers and sisters are given Insight as they learn from the True God Jehovah, who is the "Revealer Of Secrets." I am Nothing but a fellow messenger who slaves for His Master. I am NOT an EXPERT, I know "the truth" and that "the truth" is my brother and I do what "my brother" wants of me. As for the World, it Hates me as the World hated my brother before me. Amen.

I just loved the "I am property of the "Faithful and Discreet Slave""

http://www.allexperts.com/ep/1617-86290/Jehovah-s-Witness/Brother-Rando.htm

purplesofa

Instruction on how to touch his eyeball

How about touching it with your tongue?

kurtbethel

If a slave who is property owns you and bosses you around, what does that make you?

lalliv01

Here's something curious, are JW,s speculating about the year 2034 or is this just brother Rando running ahead?

QuestionRando,

Did Jehovah promise a peaceful and secure new order before the generation that saw the events of 1914 CE passed away?

ANSWER:

According to scripture Jesus said he would rise on the third day and he did. But is there another meaning? We are not sure and it would indeed be speculation.

One speculation is that if we apply the Day to the Lord is a thousand years to us. Then two days are about to pass with the third about to begin. Jesus was put to death in 33 CE. If we add 2,000 years then we come up with 2033 with 2034 being the beginning of the third day.

Also there is speculation how long a generation is. Since Jehovah cut man's life span to 120 years, we add 120 to 1914 and again come up with 2034. Should 2034 come and go like 1914 it doesn't mean it hasn't come true because we won't know until AFTER the fact. That way Jehovah can judge an open heart and not someone who is trying to get in by deception. 1914 for a certainty is the beginning of the end, for we can point to the "signs" afterwards. But the end itself won't be revealed until "after the fact" and will be too late for those who hesitated to act at all.

My only advice to you is in two words which takes much work.
Be Ready.

Brother Rando

Sounds like a magician

Ta Da!!

Introducing

"Rando the Magnificent"

(As he pulls a rabbit out of his hat................

or lame answers out of his ass!!)

Elsewhere

Bingo Bango Rando!

wha happened?

who's speculation?

Brother Rando

RR

purplesofa

kurtbethel

lalliv01

minimus

sir82

LockedChaos

Elsewhere

wha happened?

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