A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to
purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.
He is shown several possibilities that range
from $100 to $500 in price; the more sheer, the higher the
price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays
the $500,and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go
upstairs,put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea.
It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the
modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500refund for myself.'
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'dthink for$500, they'd at least iron it!'
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.
...OUTLAW