I can't believe this! What a gaping great mental hole has been sat there for the last 40-odd years.
I thought that I would have a crack at YK, You Know (Ha ha!) what I mean, c'mon, YK, you ain't particularly discreet for a member of the FDS, that sort of thing.
Well, better check in the dictionary and see exactly what 'discreet' means. Hmm, here it is: discreet adj: 1.showing caution and good judgement. 2. unobtrusive. Ha! Got 'im!
Well, er, no actually because, then I see: discrete adj: separate, individually distinct; discontinuous. Oops.
So, for all these years I have thought that the FDS was meant to be polite and curteous. You Know, discreet, not discrete!
Mind you, the New English Bible calls the FDS the "Faithful and trusty servant". I can't see anything there that is intended to mean remotely discreet or discrete. Course its then complicated by the word 'discretion' being the noun to discreet.
I think I need a drink...
Englishman.
Bring on the dancing girls!